The one where she puts an end to the rumors.

Jennifer Aniston dispelled the wild gossip that has been written about her over the years during her appearance Wednesday on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Host Jimmy Kimmel presented the “Friends” alum with a copy of the August issue of InTouch magazine, which featured a side-by-side photo of Aniston and former President Barack Obama and the headline, “The Truth About Jen and Barack.”

After the audience laughed at the cover, the “Morning Show” actress shut down her claims that she and Obama were close.

“Of all the calls you get from your publicist where you're just like, 'Oh no, what's that about?' or the email that says “some cheesy tabloid is going to make up a story”… and then that’s it. I wasn’t mad about it,” she joked.

“This is absolutely untrue,” she shared, adding that she had only met 63-year-old Barack once and actually knew his wife Michelle Obama “more.”

Aniston also denied rumors that she installed a “$4,000 anti-aging water filter” in her home for her dogs and has a “black belt in jiu-jitsu.”

However, the Emmy winner admitted that there was some truth to some other rumors, including that she likes salmon sperm facials, travels with olive jars and that a fan approached her for a selfie while she was naked in the sauna.

Aniston also admitted to keeping “a Zip-Loc bag” with “her dead therapist's ashes.”

“Can I invoke the (fifth)? That's a little true… I'm going to sound like I really need a therapist after this,” she shared.

The Murder Mystery star previously opened up about why she keeps her late therapist's ashes in a bag.

“I have my therapist’s ashes in a bag. She looked at me as a kind of daughter and I looked at her as a kind of mother,” she told GQ in 2012, according to The Post.

“I was at her funeral. They divided them into little Ziploc bags and gave them out like party favors.”