On the weekend Donald Trump offered America's late-night TV hosts two irresistible starting points: a crazy McDonald's photo op and a story about a shaggy dog ​​the size of Arnold Palmer's cock. Luckily, this wasn't a red pill and blue pill situation, and there were plenty of jokes about both, but the funniest were definitely about the whole Palmer penis thing.

On Saturday, Trump spoke at the Arnold Palmer Regional Airport in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, and, supposedly inspired by the area, shared an anecdote (?) about the great golfer. Trump said Palmer was “a man,” “strong and tough,” and then: “When he was showering with other professionals, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my God, this is incredible.' I had to say it.”

To The Late ShowAfter playing the clip, Stephen Colbert leaned into his serious Trump voice and broke down: “I refuse to say it, but I had to say it! Arnold Palmer swung a real titanium three-wood. I mean this thing, you want to fix the grip… This thing could hit a par 5 from tee to hole and had a nasty dogleg in it!”

Colbert's old boss Jon Stewart also expressed his impression of Trump The Daily Showand really got to the not-so-subtle homoerotic undertones of Trump's story: “I want to fuck Arnold Palmer so bad!”

He then quipped (in his real voice): “First of all, I’m not here to fact-check the former president. But Arnold Palmer wasn't just a man. He was half human, half lemonade.”

Seth Meyers continued Late at night He also couldn't resist impersonating Trump, quipping: “That's why they call him Arnold Palmer – his cock was so big he had to carry it in the palm of his hand.”

And further The Tonight ShowJimmy Fallon threw out a few heated one-liners: “After that, you could donate $10 to Trump's campaign by texting the eggplant emoji.” And: “I think one of his employees must have said, 'We need to focus on this.' polls,' and Trump was like, 'Oh, I'm going to focus on the poles.'”