All gay men face the same danger See what's happening live! – to make oneself visible to the whole world in an unseemly way. Maybe it's the combination of Andy Cohen's gayness, a few cocktails and a live television audience, but it happens every time. The latest celebrity to learn this lesson is Cooper Koch of Monsters: The Story of Lyle and Erik Menendez, who eventually gave a masterclass in gay edginess. Along with fellow guest Finneas, Koch delivered jokes from his own pocket, brought up some former enemies, and was generally only in on one. Our three favorite moments below:

1. When he bragged about his penis size

Here's something that was completely casual: Koch mentioned that he didn't wear a prosthetic penis Monsterwhich prompted Cohen to congratulate him. “Well… hanged,” Koch replies. Good for him. We guess?

2. When he addressed Finneas in a “straightforward” voice

After a caller asked Koch about an old acting teacher who told him he couldn't book roles because he had a gay voice, Koch decided to give all the directors watching a little audition by giving a “straight” Finneas raised his voice (deeper) and put himself in the spotlight. “You would never know,” Finneas confirms.

3. When he sarcastically made crying hands after saying he had a boyfriend

Fans asked Koch if he had a boyfriend, to which he revealed, “I have a boyfriend, so…” Then, just to show the knife to the thirsty gay men watching, he made little crying hands and sarcastically mouthed, ” I'm sorry. ” What a little slut! We are fans.