After about the first minute or two, nothing was competitive in this game, although FC Noah even struggled with the opening kick, which they had to repeat… so yeah.

The only real question was whether Chelsea could match, match or perhaps even surpass our club record victory, the famous 13-0 victory over Liechtenstein part-time club Jeunesse Hautcharage in the 1971 Cup Winners' Cup.

Unfortunately, after 6 goals in the first half, we would be happy to be able to get through the second half without much effort. The record of 13-0 is safe.

“We want 10!” shouted the fans. We settled for 8. And despite some inattentive defense in the final phase, they even didn't concede a goal.

It is the biggest win of all time in the very short history of the UEFA Conference League. Make history!

Carefree.

• In the first half it seemed a bit random as only Enzo was in the middle of the pitch and everyone else was either in attack or defense. A little more balanced in the second half thanks to KDH and Casadei.
• All-out-at-will attack was rewarded in the first half; could have had 10.
• Tosin & Guiu with their first goals for Chelsea
• Felix, Nkunku could have easily scored a hat-trick
• Nkunku is in double figures with his 9th and 10th goals this season
• Enzo with a hat trick of assists in 45 minutes
• Professional debut for Sam Rak-Sakyi!
• Next up is (hopefully) a real competitive game against Arsenal at home on Sunday
• KTBFFH

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